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Is he attractive or does he just dress well?

Is he attractive or is he just tall?

Is he attractive or does he just have a nice bank account?

Is he attractive or am I just desperate?

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Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

(Source: jagkcitybitch)

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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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I am so out of the loop with drug lingo these days. My knowledge of drug terminology is only caught up to about 2003. I need a translator or a pocket-sized dictionary of terms. I hear you guys talk and I have no idea what any of it means, “Yeah im gonna hit that lean. Gotta…

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looking to attract a girl? play hard to get. play impossible to get. lock yourself in an impenetrable, bomb proof box inside an ancient pyramid riddled with booby traps.

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Model: Karlie Kloss 


Miranda Kerr